The State of Port of Call is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.744 billion Port of Callians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong Port of Callian economy, worth 439 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 56,715 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 365,538 per year while the poor average 3,555, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Port of Call has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Port of Call's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Port of Call is ranked 262,762^nd in the world and 8^th in Mozambique for Safest, scoring 11.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.